1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
pemsylvania-deactivated20190105
dirkar

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

superluminalflower

nintendo paid for this post

pastarrie

blizzard payed for that reply

slumbermancer

I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)

pastarrie

did it taste good?

slumbermancer

it was very good. thank you for asking :) i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow 

Source: dirkarchive
forgave
p-y-w-t

why do russians end their sentences with) while texting. ??

thepolyglotdream

Yeah I was wondering the same thing! Can anyone explain?

smolgingerpirate

ooh i’m glad to explain this!
see this smiling face :) ? well! in Russia we somehow ended up not using the eye part. so if someone texts you with lots of “))“s in the end of their message, they are just trying to be friendly and smile!
same with (, if a russian person ends their message like that((, it means they are sad. hope that helped!)

sugarykitties

#russians dont have eyes

Source: zvyezda